1. Jolly Old Saint Nicholas [C] [E] Folly by Hank Revercomb Using techie words Stuff that we don't understand He must think we’re nerds. Talking planes and satellites Project acronyms Who can match your expertise Or your prosy whims? Folly by Thomas Achtor Fire alarms are cool But you know we really want Elevators soon Years and years we wait for them Where's the money now? May our last thing not to see Is the screen of OWL Folly by John P. Roberts Looking for more space Seems like Randall Street is now Reserved for the apes. Send us up onto the roof Would be quite the view Winter winds would make us be Ice cubes in our cubes. 2. Deck the Halls [F] [C] Walk the halls see posters ancient Fa la la la…… From the ‘80s, nothing recent. Fa la la la…. Wooden frames with plexiglass, Fa la la la…. Time to upgrade them en masse. Fa la la la…. Get the students from all projects, Fa la la la…. From tenth floor to ShipRec Dock-ettes, Fa la la la Update posters, resize frames Fa la la la…. Try to make them look the same. Fa la la la…. Third floor students lend a hand, Fa la la la …. Their room’s known as Little Poland. Fa la la la…. Hod – ko – witz and Hole – win – ski, Fa la la la…… Round it out with Stan – is-slaw – ski Fa la la la 3. Time to Call JoAnn Happy Holidays [C] [G] Time to call JoAnn (JoAnn) Time to call JoAnn (JoAnn) 'cause the temperature is rising It is getting hot - in here Time to call JoAnn (JoAnn) Best to call JoAnn (JoAnn) Now the temperature is falling, Frost is forming on my rear. Time to call JoAnn (JoAnn) Did you call JoAnn? (JoAnn) Elevator’s bell is ringing, Someone’s screaming out in fear! 4. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer [C] [A] There’s Viagra, Cialis, enhancers, reducers; Software, and watches, and patches, and boosters. But do you recall, the most famous spam ‘mail of all? [G] Gamba, he’s from Uganda, Has his foreign bank account. 30 percent he offers, Deposited to your account. All of the other spam mail Cannot strive to make this claim Even my Credit Union's Verifying account games. Checked my email late one eve, Gamba mailed to say "Dear Sir with your wallet wide Won't you wire me cash tonight?" Now how the spammers love me A thousand messages per week (Aw gee!) Gamba the spam Ugandan Wrecked my credit history 5. O Holy Night [C] [E] Worked through the night While filling out my timesheet I tracked my hours And… entered in the codes Did I work then? I guess I should be honest Where should I charge All my ‘Net surfing time? I sent it in To my surprise it came back Because I did not Have these words on it: "I.... certify.... [hand motion] The leave I have reported Is accurate...Is accurate I understand misrepresentation can lead To disciplin...ary action" Signed...John Wiley 6. Katrina [G] [Hard Hats] [B] Katrina, you’re breaking my heart You’re shaking my confidence daily Oh, Katrina, I’m down on my knees I’m begging you please to turn south Turn down south. [2-3-4-1] Watching news in the afternoon on Katrina Up in my boardroom (watching news) I went down to save my face By the time I got home Someone’s taken my place. Katrina, you’ve broken my heart You’ve shaken my confidence daily Oh-oh, FEMA, I’m down on my knees I’m begging you please bring me back, Bring me back. [2-3-4-1-2-3] Jubilation, they want me again, I fall on the floor and I’m laughing. [For] Consultation, they hired me again, I sit at my desk and I’m laughing. Ha Ha Ha…. 7. The Req Lost by Gretchen Fitzgerald [G] The legend lives on from the 10th floor on down, To the big 3rd floor office so roomy. ? The staff, what the heck, never accepts a req When you walk in there angry or gloomy. ? Someone stopped down and said they had just found, That a req I turned in was in peril ? ‘Cause early last night when she turned out the lights Lost the req I gave Gretchen Fitzgerald. ? Does anyone know where the credit cards go Since they seem to change numbers bi-weekly ? Researchers all say they would rather just pay, Than be questioned each time so severely. ? In a box by the way, in the basement they say Are the archives of lost reqs in total ? In there you'll not find, any reference in kind To a req lost by Gretchen Fitzgerald. ? If reqs you must send to the staff now and then Best be sure to include all the numbers ? Cause Gretchen is gone and the process lives on Double check so there’ll be no more blunders. ? 8. Parking Lot Schlock [Jingle Bell Rock] [from 2004] [C] [C] Parking lot, parking lot, parking lot schlock Where did they go, we really don’t know Spaces forsaken in Lot 51 O the parking crunch has begun Parking lot, parking lot, parking lot schlock 2-hour time, chalk marks before nine Tickets and towing in twenty blocks square It just isn’t fair. What a crime time, it’s the right time To move my car away Parking schlock time is a hell time To find parking for my Chevrolet. Giddyup parking man, out of your jeep And jingle around my car Affix my ticket to the one last week That’s the parking lot That’s the parking lot That’s the parking lot schlock. 9. Let It Snow [F] [C] Oh the weather outside is frightful And the fire alarm's delightful The Union’s the place to go Let it snow let it snow let it snow! It doesn’t show signs of stopping Terri's brought some corn for popping TURN THE MICROWAVE DOWN LOW!!! Let it snow let it snow let it snow! When the fire trucks pull away How we'll hate coming back through the storm In the Break Room on the fourth floor You can just bet it is warm! The fire is slowly dying And Terri sure is trying To clean the microwave for show Let it snow let it snow let it snow! 10. We Wish You a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, And a Happy New Year. Good tidings we bring to you and your kin; Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year. We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Solstice, We wish you a Snowy Season, And a Happy New Year.